what are the chances of getting laid

how long will it take me to get laid?

if you are with manzy.................the chicks will flock like daves armpit hair. So like first night!

Sounds like it will only take you a minute.

Forget it! Your to short, fat, and ugly. If you did luck out it would be with a SLUG.

93.375%

the chicken will have to eat you first

Your chances of getting laid have just been increased....there is a group of girls that will be down in march (2 are the big V). They are looking to solve that problem down there...meet us at Senor Frogs...we will be dancing on the tables

If you have to ask someone else you are either:

1. Too ugly
2. Have too many zits on your face
3. Not old enough to get laid
4. Play with yourself to much
5. Just plain ignorant
6. Always drunk

Or a combination of any/or many of the above.

Get a life!!!!!!!!

your probably asking a question that many of these single folks are wondering. i will say that at least you have \"the balls \" enough to ask such a question knowing your going to get raked over the coals
good luck