funny sayings

i like these games you have here so lets try this one.


This was asked to me by a vendor named cheap charlie

do you know what we call canadians i said nope he said mexicans to the north. lmao

Okie Dokie :)
My family from England were visiting us in Feb. On a day trip into Calgary we came across a major new roadway project .
My nieces got all excited when they saw the flag person holding the stopsign.
Oh look... a lollipop girl

yesterday at day care my 5 yr old said goodbye to one of his teachers she was done for the day. After she left he leaned over to another teacher and said well the old lady left.

Someone told me we up here in NorthernWisconsin say \"You Betcha\" quite often.

teenagers- are you tired of being harrased by your parents hurry get a job move out and pay your own bills while you still know everything.



the best one Ive read.

ALL of your friends were doing it? Would you jump off a bridge if all of your friends were doing it?\"

my dad took my 8yr old daughter out on the frozen lake for a drive to see if they could see any ice fishing. She phoned me when she got to his house almost out of breath.

mom mom do you know what grandpa did he took me out on the ice
Does he not understand how dangerous that is we could have fallen through and gotten cold and drowned. I played dumb and asked if they walked out on it and she said nooooo \"he took the van\" can you believe that. lmao

needless to say I explained to her that grandpa would never put her in any type of danger and that it was safe.

clean your plate before having your dessert.

Where it should be \"Life is uncertain eat dessert first\"

Michigan--the orange barrel state :roll:
Jane

If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a few payments.

If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a few payments. That was good Michelle...Thanks! :lol:
Jane

Life to too short to drink cheap wine 8)
Jane

Having a smoking section in a restraunt is like having a peeing section in a pool.


thanks jane :D

I sometimes go to my own little world, but thats ok they all know me there.

One of my old workmates used to always say , \" Working hardly or hardly working ? \" It was in Shrek 1 so it must be funny . :)

I really do not work here; they just pay me to sit here.
Jane

A few fries short of a Happy Meal :D

One Fruit Loop short of a bowl full :)

As confused as a hungry baby in a topless bar :lol:

A Day without sunshine is like, well night

A few tacos short of a combination plate :lol:
Jane

this morning I had to take my son to the doctors. When we got out of the car I asked him if he would like me to carry him.


his reply \"Do I look like a baby to you mom\"


Hes 5

this isnt all that funny but its true



when your life shatters into a million little pieces pick up the pieces grab the glue and build yourself a new one.

a babysitter is a teenager trying to act like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers.

forgive your enemies nothing annoys them more.

Is it really possible to have a SELF-help support GROUP? :roll: :?:

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this pic is just to funny

You my Girl are ready for vacation pic posting :)

if you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen

1 Beer short of a six pack

nice perfume, must you marinate in it.

Leave all issues at the door....
Jane

God tells Moses to come forth , but he came fifth ... and lost. :)

twos company threes .................the musketeers

Am I getting older or is the supermarket playing great music ? :)

it always looks greener on the other side of the fence..... until you get to the other side. :cry: :wink:

8) Tom aka Mr. Crown.

Change is inevitable except from a vending machine.

laugh and the whole world laughs with you,cry and....... you have to blow your nose

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

well this just in from my darling boss.

I asked her \"Do You Know What?\"
She replied back to me \"NO but i know his brother Who!\"

i lmao with this one

A dog has a master
A cat has staff :D